another sandwich
Still in the tourist state of mind, one of the Saturdays, Aman and I went to the Maparium -- a three story glass globe of the Earth, built to scale with 1 inch representing 22 miles on earth.
The globe had some very intriguing acoustics, where a person standing on one corner of the globe can perfectly hear a person's whisper when this other person is standing in the opposite corner.(If you are the nosy kinds and are already wondering "how can a globe have a corner?", see below for explanation)
And if you stand in the absolute center of the globe, you can hear everything you say or whisper in surround sound magnified many times over.
Not to forget the different perspective that you get by walking through the center of the earth and not looking at it from outside.
Outside the maparium is a fountain called the "fountain of ideas". It is designed by some celebrated architect and after looking at it, one is convinced that the architect deserved to be celebrated. There is a stream of text projected on to the surfaces around the fountain in a way that it feels like the text is coming out of the fountain. The text is famous quotations and teachings of great men and women from history and religion.
So, after all this food for thought, we were debating about food for the tummy and about what and where and so on. It occurred to me to put to use my new found friend, the GPS, and ask for anything good in the area.
Sure enough, back came the reply, "Au bon pain", less than 70 meters from where we were standing -- surprise surprise.
Now that I've been in Boston for some time, I am surprised that I didn't even know about these "pain" points until so recently. Now that I know, I see that there almost as many of these as there are "dunken donuts" in this place, one in every cluster of shops, if you will.
And now that I know, I am not necessarily any better off -- sometimes ignorance is bliss.
We walk in and there is this kindly old lady making the sandwiches. This time we ask for Aman's vegetable sandwich first.
"Which bread?", I ask.
The woman responds with something that I completely miss. I am not doing this again I tell myself.
"This bread is soft. Right?" I ask again.
"Sure. It is really fresh" says the woman as she holds out a loaf for us to examine.
Satisfied, we move on to what she is putting inside that loaf.
"No lettuce, no olives, and no pickle, please. Put everything else." "Yes, all of these."
"Chicken" asks the woman.
"No meat" Aman and I say in unison.
"No meat?" the woman asks again.
"No meat" we go again.
"Alright." the woman says.
So, we are relieved at getting it right so far.
"And for me, a chicken sizzler wrap" I say.
"Chicken wrap?" confirms the old woman.
"Yes".
"Alright" says the woman and fusses around for what seems like a rather long time for something that they have pre-prepared on the shelf.
We pay on the counter and sit down to eat.
I dig my teeth into the thick wrap thing -- no chicken so far...only the wrap and cabbage. I dig deeper and deeper in search of the "real stuff...but all I find is more cabbage and this wrap...
As it turns out, the kindly old woman took our "no meat" instruction to heart and put in extra effort to remove every morsel of chicken from that wrap before handing it over to us. How do you explain a chicken wrap without chicken in it?
It will take really extenuating circumstances to force us to eat at the pain point again.
* And as for the corner in the globe, there is a bridge in the center of the globe that the tourists use to look at the globe from inside and I am referring to the corners of this bridge.
The globe had some very intriguing acoustics, where a person standing on one corner of the globe can perfectly hear a person's whisper when this other person is standing in the opposite corner.(If you are the nosy kinds and are already wondering "how can a globe have a corner?", see below for explanation)
And if you stand in the absolute center of the globe, you can hear everything you say or whisper in surround sound magnified many times over.
Not to forget the different perspective that you get by walking through the center of the earth and not looking at it from outside.
Outside the maparium is a fountain called the "fountain of ideas". It is designed by some celebrated architect and after looking at it, one is convinced that the architect deserved to be celebrated. There is a stream of text projected on to the surfaces around the fountain in a way that it feels like the text is coming out of the fountain. The text is famous quotations and teachings of great men and women from history and religion.
So, after all this food for thought, we were debating about food for the tummy and about what and where and so on. It occurred to me to put to use my new found friend, the GPS, and ask for anything good in the area.
Sure enough, back came the reply, "Au bon pain", less than 70 meters from where we were standing -- surprise surprise.
Now that I've been in Boston for some time, I am surprised that I didn't even know about these "pain" points until so recently. Now that I know, I see that there almost as many of these as there are "dunken donuts" in this place, one in every cluster of shops, if you will.
And now that I know, I am not necessarily any better off -- sometimes ignorance is bliss.
We walk in and there is this kindly old lady making the sandwiches. This time we ask for Aman's vegetable sandwich first.
"Which bread?", I ask.
The woman responds with something that I completely miss. I am not doing this again I tell myself.
"This bread is soft. Right?" I ask again.
"Sure. It is really fresh" says the woman as she holds out a loaf for us to examine.
Satisfied, we move on to what she is putting inside that loaf.
"No lettuce, no olives, and no pickle, please. Put everything else." "Yes, all of these."
"Chicken" asks the woman.
"No meat" Aman and I say in unison.
"No meat?" the woman asks again.
"No meat" we go again.
"Alright." the woman says.
So, we are relieved at getting it right so far.
"And for me, a chicken sizzler wrap" I say.
"Chicken wrap?" confirms the old woman.
"Yes".
"Alright" says the woman and fusses around for what seems like a rather long time for something that they have pre-prepared on the shelf.
We pay on the counter and sit down to eat.
I dig my teeth into the thick wrap thing -- no chicken so far...only the wrap and cabbage. I dig deeper and deeper in search of the "real stuff...but all I find is more cabbage and this wrap...
As it turns out, the kindly old woman took our "no meat" instruction to heart and put in extra effort to remove every morsel of chicken from that wrap before handing it over to us. How do you explain a chicken wrap without chicken in it?
It will take really extenuating circumstances to force us to eat at the pain point again.
* And as for the corner in the globe, there is a bridge in the center of the globe that the tourists use to look at the globe from inside and I am referring to the corners of this bridge.

